Jokes Today

1) "Practice makes man perfect".
But nobody is perfect.
So why practice...?
2) "Money is not everything".
But there are VISA & MASTERCARD.
3) "Hardwork never killed anybody".
But why take risk !!!!!
 Why Students Fail In Examz  ?
It's not the fault of the student if he/she
fails b/c the year has an only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days
1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.
2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.
Balance 96 days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.
Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is your birthday
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.