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The brothel makes us strong

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No, I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.

His search continued as long as you want to draw things out, until finally he reached a brothel where the madame said, "Why yes, this is a union house."

"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has

 Why Students Fail In Examz  ?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she

fails b/c the year has an only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.

Balance 313 days.

Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study

Balance 263 days

8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.

Balance 141 days

1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.

Balance 126 days.

2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.

Balance 96 days.

1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means

15 days.

Balance 81 days.

Exam days per year at least 35 days.

Balance46 days

Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.

Balance 6 days.

For sickness at least 3 days.

Balance 3 days.

Movies & functions at least 2 days.

Balance 1 day.

That 1 day is your birthday

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