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SMS - Short Message Service
Or
SMS - Sexey Message Service
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you
were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Friendship is not about finding the right person,
But creating the right
relationship,
Its not how much u care in the beginning,
But how much u
care till the end.
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you
were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo
What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Some movie titles related to students:
Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano
na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission
impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester:
Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na
ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail:
Phir milenge
The real meaning of WIFE:
W = Wonderful
I = Item
F = For
E = Entertainment
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai
fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very
clear.
Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!
Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??
I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U
Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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