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Hmmm I love My MOM 
We Love You Dad....................
A snail can sleep for three years.
>
> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating
> one olive from
> each
> salad served in first-class.
>
> Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear
> until the child
> reaches
> 2 to 6 years of age.
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet
>
> Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only
> have about 10.
>
> China has more English speakers than the United
> States.
>
> Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he
> doesn't wear any
> pants.
>
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
> February 1865 is the only month in recorded history
> not to have a full
> moon.
>
> I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English
> language.
>
> If Barbie were life-size, her measurements ould be
> 39-23-33. She would
> stand
> seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the
> length of a
> normal
> human's neck.
>
> If the population of China walked past you in single
> file, the line
> would
> never end because of the rate of reproduction.
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
> will have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>
> In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
> domesticated.
>
> Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
>
> Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
>
> Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually
than ALL of the Nike
> factory workers in Malaysia combined.
>
> No word in the English language rhymes with month.
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> longer than
> left-handed
> people do.
>
> Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and
> 'bump'.
>
> Starfish haven't got brains.
>
> Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the
> left hand.
>
> The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six
> inches for each
> gallonof
> diesel that it burns.
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
> out to the body
> to
> squirt blood 30 feet.
>
> The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
>
> The name of all the continents end with the same
> letter that they start
> with.
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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