IF OPERATING SYSTEMS RAN THE AIRLINES

 UNIX Airways

 Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come

 to the airport.  They all go out on the runway and put the

 plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what

 kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

 Air DOS

 Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump

 on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again.

 Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...

 Mac Airlines

 All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents

 look and act exactly the same.  Every time you ask questions

 about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't

 need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done

 for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

 Windows Air

 The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards,

 easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off.  After

 about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning

 whatsoever.

 Windows NT Air

 Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes,

 and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius

 when it explodes.

 Linux Air

 Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to

 start their own airline.  They build the planes, ticket counters,

 and pave the runways themselves.  They charge a small fee to

 cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download

 and print the ticket yourself.  When you board the plane, you

 are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the

 seat-HOWTO.html.  Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is

 very comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time without

 a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful.  You try to

 tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but

 all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

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Follow the instructions carefully. Its worth it.

Four different tests which are bizarre but seemingly true.

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1) Read the sentence below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED

WITH  THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Now, go back and count the number of "F's" in the sentence.

Answer below:

There are six "F's". The human brain tends to see the F in "OF" as a

"V"?

Rarely will anyone find more than three "F's" in the sentence.

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(2) DON'T scroll down too fast-do it slowly,  and follow the

instructions below exactly, and do the math in your  head ***AS FAST AS*** you can.  

FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as **QUICKLY** as you can!

What is:  2+2?

4+4?

8+8?

16+16?

Quick! Pick a number between 12 and 5.     Got it?

Now scroll down...

The number you picked was 7 right?         Isn't that weird???

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(3)Another one...

What is:1+5 ?

2+4 ?

3+3 ?

4+2 ?

5+1 ?

Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15

seconds, then SCROLL down

QUICK!!!  THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

Then scroll down more.

You're thinking of a carrot right?  If not, you're among the 2% of the

population whose  minds are warped.

98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

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If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again;-}

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