Shayari CONTEST

Old Is Gold

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>> >>Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
>> >>Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
>> >>Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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>> >>Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chhilka
>> >>Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya.
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>> >> Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
>> >> Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le
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Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye
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>> >> Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>> >> Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>> >> Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
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>> >> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>> >> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>> >> Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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>> >> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>> >> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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>> >> aapne mere man se khela
>> >> aapne mere tan se khela
>> >> aapne mere dhan se khela
>> >> well played! well played! well played!!
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>> >> Before marriage
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>> >> Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
>> >> Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin
>> >> Mumtaz nahi milti
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>> >> After marriage
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>> >> Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
>> >> Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin
>> >> Mumtaz nahi marti
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>> >> tum aa gaye ho ;noor aa gaya hai
>> >> chalo teeno movie chalen....
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>> >> mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
>> >> mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hai
>> >> mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
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>> >> Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
>> >> Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
>> >> Melody khao khud jaan jao........
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>> >> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
>> >> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
>> >> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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>> >> Door se dekha ande ubal rahe the,
>> >> Paas ja ke dekha ganje uchal rahe the
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>> >> Door se dekha to sundar si naari
>> >> Paas akar dekha to baal bramhachari
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>> >> Door se dekha to naari ga rahi thi
>> >> Paas akar dekha to pati paar chilla rahi thi
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>> >> Door se dekha to gori baal hila rahi thi
>> >> Paas akar dekha to bhains puch hila rahi thi
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>> >> Door se dekha to Rajesh Khanna
>> >> Paas akar dekha to apna Anna
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>> >> Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi
>> >> Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi..
>> >> Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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>> >> Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha
>> >> Dooor se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa
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jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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>> >> main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya
>> >> main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya
>> >> main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya
>> >> yakeen na ho to... Bhow Bhow !!
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>> >> 1) Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
>> >> Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.
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Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon
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VC++ aaye to VB mein, VB aaye to VC++ mein daal do
>> >> seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
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>>4) Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
>> >> Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.
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>> >> 5) Cheekh Cheekh ke mera gala baith gaya
>> >> tab jaa ke VB4 manual ka xerox ban gaya
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6) Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
>> >> Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.
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>> > 7) Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
>> >> laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki
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>> >>8) Is 8 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
>> >> Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi nahi mila.
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>> >> 9) Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
>> >> Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
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>> >>10) Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
>> >>Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
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>> >> 11) Shadi ke pahle - Maine pyar kiya
>> >> Shadi ke baad - Ye maine kya kiya
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>> >>2) Bill submit karte karte hum to bor ho gaye
>> >> Kya karege yaaron hum to 'Bill'able ho gaye
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>> 3) Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
>> >> meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
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>> 14) Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai
>> >> Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai
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>> >> 15) Gadhe bhi aajkal samajhdaar ho gaye hain
>use ke saath rah kar Ghode bhi gadhe ho gaye hain
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>>16) Dum aadmi main nahin Cigarette mein hota hai
isiliye Cigarette aadmi ko nahin aadmi Cigarette
ko peeta hai
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 Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
>> >> Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
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>> >> 18) Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
>> >> aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.
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1.Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
  Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!


2.Padna-likhna chad pare,
   Nakal te rakh aas,
   chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
   Rabb karuga paas!!!
padan likhan di ki ae lod sanu 
put jattan de oven hi hosayar hunde 
lai ke bottle master kol ja vajde 
number sidhe 05 ton sidhe 50 hunde.


3.Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste
   tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste
   ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
   Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

 

4.Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
   jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
  assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

5.Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
   Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
   Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
 te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!


6.Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
  Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
  Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c


7.Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
   koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
   hor ki dua manga rabb to,
   tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!


8.Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
   mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
   mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
  mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai



9.Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
   Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
   saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
   hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!


10.Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor
 hunda


11.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
    Fiteh Mooh Tusi ethe vii aa gaye !!!


12.Massa massa si aayi maut
     ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
     oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
     saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

 

13.Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
     ainve log den ge taane
     jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
     fer kidha nibhange yaaraane

 

14.Tu sohni,tera naam Soni
      Par tu Soni nahi ban sakti,
      oh te aa gayi si ghade te vi tair ke,
     Te tu 3wheeler te vi ni aa sakdi


15.Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
     par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi 
tarri ae,
     oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
     saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno


Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.


Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...


Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.


Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil 
ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta 
hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"


Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.


Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.


Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.


Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.


Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.


Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.


Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.


Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.


Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi,
Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka 






Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh 
ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor
 ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !


Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.


Na jane ashk se aakho me kyo hai aaye hue,
Gujar gaya hai jamana tuzhe bhula ye huye.


Jo hamse tum n mile to kuch hum mar na gaye,
Kahne ko bat rehe gayi aur din gujar gaye.


Dil woh nagar nahi ki phir aabad ho sake,
Pachtawoge suno ye basti ujad ke.


Janaje ko woh mere rukwa ke bole,
ye launtenge kab tak, kaha ja rahe ho.


Koi aahat koi aawaz koi chah nahi,
Dil ki galiya badi sunsan hai aaye koi.


Khushi se aag laga o es muhalle me,
Mera makan hi nahi tumhara ghar bhi hai.


Pahle to khushi me bhi nikal aate the aasu,
Aab ranj bhi hota hai to rona nahi aata.


Kata samaz kar hamse n daman bacha e ye,
Gujri hui bahar ki ek yadgar hu.


Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.